Who am I: A meat-bag who waggles about their fleshy bits in the vain hope of moving to-and-fro. On occasion flapping the upper flesh parts to spew out sounds at other meat-bags. Usually in colossal failure.|
What I do: Mash go on the "everything-button" and hope it turns out. It usually doesn't.
How I do what I do: First, you must create the universe.