Who am I: A meat-bag who waggles about their fleshy bits in the vain hope of moving to-and-fro. On occasion flapping the upper flesh parts to spew out sounds at other meat-bags. Usually in colossal failure.|
What I do: Mash go on the "everything-button" and hope it turns out. It usually doesn't.
How I do what I do: First, you must create the universe.
Where am I: On a pale blue dot, suspended in a sun-beam, 3rd from Sol.
When I am: I am a temporal 4th Dimensional wanderer. I started my perilous odyssey two score and four years prior to this moment. Gradually I stumble forth, lurching along, one 60th of a 60th of a 24th of a 365th and a quarter of a single rotation.
Why: Why not?